some things

1. my computer has decided to flash black and blue screens at me, acknowledging the lack of certain folders which i didn't even know i had to begin with.

i am therefore without a computer or internet access until i decide what to do

2. 17 year old, intoxicated, high speed car crash comes through to A+E

my palms are sweaty like drip drip drip

and i'm soooo excited i want to put cannulas in, cut his clothes off and remove all those straps to the back board, but the nurses beat me to it, and i feel like a completely ignored medical student all over again

3. medicine is great for learning all sorts of interesting things

2 days ago, i was taught the true meaning of christmas -- where, as the story goes, isolated pagan villagers used to meet up and celebrate by having orgies under the mistletoe, so as to "spread genetic material"

today, i learned all the wicked-est "medical acronyms" FLK, TUBE..

and i think, god, we are a naughty bunch.

but can i really say FUBAR BUNDY?

xx D

BTW, merry christmas loveys