i've GOT to be eating for two

in order of consumption,

1 all butter croissant
over-ripe fairtrade banana
2 egg mayonnaise and cucumber rolls
portion of scampi
curly fries with gravy
cranberry juice
a couple of lifesavers (orange and watermelon!!)
packet of jelly babies -- in the car, whilst getting jiggy to mario
budini
4 squares of ricekrispymarshmallowy goodness
1 tall glass of tea

and it's not even dinner time..

someone please teach me the magic of calorie counting, or at least how to purge at will

x Diet?