6th october. watch it.

ok, sorry. i know i just keep on HARPING about it. but beeps, after reading your comments, i decided to watch the very scary videos for myself. uh, if you don't know what i'm referring to... miss singapore world 2005. hello, where have you been?

so, you know you can actually click on the video profile? yea, and here i am thinking that the girls are actually gonna open their mouths and say something intelligent about themselves and why we should cheer them on to represent singapore in the finals in china and to prove that they are really what we want the world to think of us.

but no. (and why am i not surprised here?) the videos all share a similar theme.
soft porn. (and darling, no offence to you) but it's kinda like what i imagine oldboredsexlesshairless japanese men to watch during their lunch break.

seriously, it's just, let's focus on your breast, mmmm nice, and then we'll show a bit of leg, and then up to your crotch, yea, let's linger there for a little bit (and let all my decentfabdressinggorgeous girlfriends out there shriek in horror at the fugly fugly blue/green flora granny pants. oh, the sort where the waistband comes to the completely unflattering navel line...), hold shoot at the V, then let's go up again to your breast -- cleavage darling, coz that's all the hum sups (did i spell that right??) wanna see, 2 sec on your face (coz we really give a fig) back to the breast (because the pervert of a cameraman only understands what his other head is telling him), then let's have you walk next to the pool, but only focus below your chin.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand. talk about body uglyfying positions!

1. lying flat on a deck chair so that your double chin's squeezed out to full glory.
2. lying flat (again) so that your boobies spill sideways and you look um.. like you got very cheap pec implants. (ok save for certain ms woo + kho + tan who are suffering from singapore's we-only-carry-B-size problem. and ms wong, your right mercat is making a cameo.)
3. having to squit in the sun and smile. or squit and giggle. or squint and look coyly away. like seriously biatches. what happened to oversized jackie o's? boho floppy hairs? sexy little sharapova sun visors?
4. sitting on the side of the deck chair. and let's face it. unless you come in DHL/Ikea flat pack, we all cannot adopt this middlejelly inducing position.

and what's up with the hair stylist? oh. wait. i forgot. *slaps forehead* it's singapore. we only accept the long rebonded look. ha. ha. ha.

i am sorry. i haven't been in such a good mood in a long while.

love you bitches.

x Delirious!!

ps. and why are they all chinese? talk about racial equality.