i want to be a cow.

cows are great.
they are vegetarian. they eat grass.
if i were vegetarian, i could be a skinny bitch.

dinner!

oh please. as if i could eat vegetables all day.

i would eat veggies all day. cooked ones, steamed ones, fried ones (ok, wait, is that like soooo fattening or what?), raw ones -- to share with rhino, mashed ones, boiled ones, battered ones, straight out of the ground ones.

sandwiched between lovers. shin + me + rhino

we can all be skinny bitches.

shin especially.

i'm lying. i'm just pudgy in the picture. you are so cute, i want to bite you.

then i could lose lots of fat. coz the veggies that i eat will replace all my fat with.. whatever it is that vegetables contribute to the body!
perhaps i could be 46kilos like i was before.

maybe even thinner.
and then if my legs somehow decided to stretch overnight, i could replace kate moss at storm.

cows are great too, coz they make milk.
and cheese.
and butter.
and cream.
all the overwhelmingly calorific foods that are so easy to get friendly with that they end up clinging to your butt and thighs.

clingy friends on your butt and things.
yuuuuuuck.
imagine. it's like having a friggin' cow attached to your body.

but. without cows, there wouldn't be cream.
and there wouldn't be chocolate.
and i wouldn't be able to bake cakes on cold autumn days and eat like i'm insulating for africa.

eat for the world marble cake.

and the white stuff dribbled all over.. its single cream. 37% fat.

but anyway, cows only come in white with random black patches.

how will they ever carry off slinky cavalli gowns and stick their muddy hooves in jimmies?

and i dread to think what canary yellow will look like on cows.

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anyway. heard about the stella mcC @H&M frenzy?

like everything got cleared within hours of the stores opening.

see? cows could never do that.

and because my clothes have given up trying to hide the way i look, i have diverted my precious resources to more forgiving apparell.

my pointy purple cut out heels!
someday imelda marcos will share her collection with me.

my candy bobble ring.

in other news, Kimberoo's coming to London for the holidays! I can't wait!! Natty might be here next summer for training! And Sheryl's going to holiday in July! Yaaaaaaay.

Nat: This one better please you.

O. Also contemplating on whether i should do RAG Fashion Show again. What do you think? I will bore you all for the next 6 months with the numerous trainings, the dances, the clothes, and then when i come back, i'll make you watch the video as well.

What do you think?

x Dai