little miss know-it-all

remember those days when i used to fill your empty afternoons with did-you-knows?

some more did-you-knows to fill your meaningless afternoons with..

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the average UK individual..

will live for 78.5 years

that's 2 billion 475 million 5076 seconds of life

during that time, she (let's not get embroiled with gender. girly blog. girly subject.) will have 25 000 words in her vocabulary

that's just 4% of the total number of words in the oxford dictionary

of the 25 000, she will speak 4300 words a day

(but this is less if you're a man/mute/solitary, more if you are say, a telemarketer/schizophrenic)

in the average lifetime, that's like 123 205 490 words

the average individual uses plenty

up to the age of 2, she would have used 3796 nappies!

in 7163 lifetime baths consume

656 bars of soap

196 bottles of shampoo

276 toothbrushes

35 tubes of hair gel (more if you're into the spikey or 80's)

4239 toilet rolls

aaaand 11 000 tampons

she will grow 9m 42cm of hair

he will grow 9m 15cm of facial hair

each will grow 280cm of nails (grossnesss)

in the average lifetime, she will cry 61l of tears

and produce 254l of urine

oh, and fart about 15 times a day!

all the baked beans she will eat in her life will fill a bathtub

but besides baked beans

she will polish of 74 802 cups of tea

and eat through 10 866 carrots

she'll also consume 30 000 tablets

(but if like me, you like codeine... *ahem*)

we'll actually be pretty well off

earning a total of S$4 500 000 or £1 500 000

paying a total of £286 311 in tax

with all that money we'll buy...

8 cars

(fill it up with 135 950l of fuel and travel a total of 728 490.33 km)

59 holidays

and spend a third of what we earn on clothes and shoes *hurrah*

in a lifetime, she'll know 1700 people

ranging from school mates/flatmates/bosses/business rivals/chance acquitances/your friendly neighbourhood ice-cream man/ONS/lovers

she will have 10 sex partners

amounting to 4239 steamy sessions of ripping, romping and rolling

(*blink* although i cannot see how this as a lot...)

1 in 10 of us will know someone who was murdered

1 in 3 of us will know someone who commited suicide

x Diggin it?

ps/ and interestingly - 0.07% of the population is drunk at any one time