cheweee's 22nd

sorry for not posting in such a long time.

this are from last week... *opps*

but at least they are fun to look at and will keep you entertained!

also, had severe tonsillitis which made swallowing sooo painful.
was gonna take a picture and post it up here for all to see.
but pam thought it might scare people away.
don't you just love gore?

anyway, it was like the size of a strawb!
and had white bits all down the sides and down my throat.
shin (my primary carer) said it had pus.
PUS in my throat.. on my tonsils. coating it. everywhere.
and the pus made my breath smelly.

shin wouldn't kiss me because of it.

shin is poo coz he doesn't wanna kiss me.

Sooooooooooo
back to cheweee's 22nd birthday!
chews, if you're reading this, sorry there aren't lots lots lots of pictures..
you were too drunk most of the time anyway!

D + Cheweee

Happy twentytwo you

Can you see his badge?

heehee... it says *PISSED*

which is was when i got there to see him!

(Arpana + Tony) + D

Arpana has the NICEST hair.

it's like waist length, is very straight and shiny and silky

i am so jealous of it.

oh. and she can also drink anyone under the table.

Durayd + D + Tony

Lyds + D + Rohma

because we looooved the dark bathroom

lyds couldn't even find the door to get out.

anyway. i look so effin short.

ok. i am effin short.

birthday boy + his girlie

they are so cuuute together.

i am so happy for you chews!

oh, and ho has the nicest pair of pointy turquoise heels.

i waaaaaaaaant.

balloonies!

lee + huong + d + sin min + chews
(and some random up there)

movin on to Digress

where there was a dance floor

but everyone was old and drunk

ok. and WHAT is it with these english?

they have abso-fuckin-lutely no control when it comes to alcohol.

you see them fat and distorted

girls: squashed into their 2sizestoosmallspanglyglittery tops

it's like dress code boobs out, wobble arms

boys: chav shoes and so much hairgel it makes them look like kendolls

then they DRINK because they want to be drunk

not because they enjoy it or what to have fun.

but maybe they think that drunk = fun? huh?

anyway, they end up throwing themselves to every breathin blob they see.

like what in clickin electrons made you think that anyone would find your drunkedness and bad dressing a mile within attractive?

ick.

go home and think about your stripey purple shirt and tassled tube.

ick.

and lay off the gravy already.

shuwaib + stunned chews + fran + raj

sharing out the vices

amanda + d + shiyuan

bundling up and headin hooooome

finito

x Daiii

so much drama.
what a mess.
i wish you meant half the things you said.

love spam.

turd

rhino is such a turd. i mean literally.

because shin said that the weather was cold and he would get ill if we kept washing him (logic: rhino gets washed, so has to get wet, and getting wet means that he's more prone to getting ill. and we don't want an ill rabbit), so i didn't wash him this weekend.

but nooooooow, his fur is smelly (like rabbity = carrots and peas and hay) and all his sticky, squishy poo is getting stuck to his belly, anal furs and his wiry back paws!

my rabbit is a hopping, scratching, moving turd!!

*groan*

to think i even put a rolled up floor mat under the door to stop the draft from coming in.

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on a totally unrelated note, made shin deal with some of my physical dilemmas (ingrown hairs. girls, tell me you hate it too), when i said...

"maybe i should just see a doctor"

O. i think he got upset that i forgot he is one.


x Dealing with it

i want to be a cow.

cows are great.
they are vegetarian. they eat grass.
if i were vegetarian, i could be a skinny bitch.

dinner!

oh please. as if i could eat vegetables all day.

i would eat veggies all day. cooked ones, steamed ones, fried ones (ok, wait, is that like soooo fattening or what?), raw ones -- to share with rhino, mashed ones, boiled ones, battered ones, straight out of the ground ones.

sandwiched between lovers. shin + me + rhino

we can all be skinny bitches.

shin especially.

i'm lying. i'm just pudgy in the picture. you are so cute, i want to bite you.

then i could lose lots of fat. coz the veggies that i eat will replace all my fat with.. whatever it is that vegetables contribute to the body!
perhaps i could be 46kilos like i was before.

maybe even thinner.
and then if my legs somehow decided to stretch overnight, i could replace kate moss at storm.

cows are great too, coz they make milk.
and cheese.
and butter.
and cream.
all the overwhelmingly calorific foods that are so easy to get friendly with that they end up clinging to your butt and thighs.

clingy friends on your butt and things.
yuuuuuuck.
imagine. it's like having a friggin' cow attached to your body.

but. without cows, there wouldn't be cream.
and there wouldn't be chocolate.
and i wouldn't be able to bake cakes on cold autumn days and eat like i'm insulating for africa.

eat for the world marble cake.

and the white stuff dribbled all over.. its single cream. 37% fat.

but anyway, cows only come in white with random black patches.

how will they ever carry off slinky cavalli gowns and stick their muddy hooves in jimmies?

and i dread to think what canary yellow will look like on cows.

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anyway. heard about the stella mcC @H&M frenzy?

like everything got cleared within hours of the stores opening.

see? cows could never do that.

and because my clothes have given up trying to hide the way i look, i have diverted my precious resources to more forgiving apparell.

my pointy purple cut out heels!
someday imelda marcos will share her collection with me.

my candy bobble ring.

in other news, Kimberoo's coming to London for the holidays! I can't wait!! Natty might be here next summer for training! And Sheryl's going to holiday in July! Yaaaaaaay.

Nat: This one better please you.

O. Also contemplating on whether i should do RAG Fashion Show again. What do you think? I will bore you all for the next 6 months with the numerous trainings, the dances, the clothes, and then when i come back, i'll make you watch the video as well.

What do you think?

x Dai

bunnnnnny

rhino.

rhino burps and hiccups.

when he hiccups, his ears go up and flop back down again.

like giant parachutes.

rhino eats basil and loves haw flakes.

sometimes, when he's trying to be cute,

he stands on his hind legs and tuck his paws under his chin.

rhino has an evertwitchyfurry nose

to sniff all corners of the house

including the back of the toilet bowl.

i love rhino.

some things

i wish my camera didn't get wet. so i could take plenty of pictures.

why is it when you're hungry, nothing in the fridge ever seems to satisfy you? and then you buy a whole load of stuff to fill you fridge with. and when you're actually hungry the next time round, non of them are appealing.

went shopping. bought the cutest pair of shoes.
and lots of cheap and cheery stuff from H&M. t shirts, tops, sweaters, cardis.. all in preparation for winter.
and come 10th novemeber, stella mccartney's new collection will be out.
things i want...
silk bomber jacket
skinny black trousers
oversized jacket

now want to buy MORE shoes.

i <3>
why can't i be taller? or thinner? ok, what i really want to be is petite. coz i think that's just so cute.

i want surgery! cellulite is just so unattractive. i want great big breasts and super thin arms. hah.

speaking of surgery. am supposed to attend neurosurgery. which is not something to look forward to. but as my consultant is the one grading me and will never see me outside of theatre 10B, i have to make an effort. so, what can i expect. well, first, the need to lift the scalp off the skull. that's hair and skin and all fascias and whatevernots (don't ask me about anatomy. like i have a clue. please). so, the skull is revealed, and they have these bone drills and saws to cut through the bone. because the saw only cuts partway through the skull (don't wanna be severing the brain see...) you need a chisel to break through the remaining bit of skull.

currently addicted to: pineapple (freshly cut. yes, i cut my own pineapple), apple crumble, milo.

how cute is this bra and pants?

want to curl my hair. coz i'm sick of it being straight. everyone wants poker straight hair. i want dirty curls. like the olsen twins.

emma watson is pretty. its like you read the books and they describe her as having bushy hair and rodent teeth, but in the movies, she has perfectly crimped hair and a cute smile.

rhino doesn't stop humping me. shin has to fight for my affections now.

someone share some gossip with me, coz seriously, neurology has frizzled my brain. i have missed about 1 week of attachment due to my sheer laziness. and it's only been 3 weeks so far.

actually, princess of wales, diana, wasn't that attractive. she had massive lion hair, and only wore pencil skirts.

some people i miss...

ken... where have you been? haven't heard from you in ages.

matt. thank you for making my ass a litle smaller and my boobs a little bigger.

nattykins. don't know where you have disappeared to either. presumably you are busy with your boyfriend or essay or ebaying like crazy.

my skinny biatch. hahaha. change the skin, i quite liked the last one. but can we have stars and fairies and lots of bitch photos of us? i want mischa barton and claire danes and kirstin kruek on our blog too. in little sqaures.

i also miss zouk. i mean, that's sad.. like pathetic... isn't it?

x lots O love. Delinquent

our resolution!

DAI! i've been looking at blogs all day long! and i'm beginning to think we are very pathetic! we don't even have a nice pretty layout! how come??!?! hahahhha!!!!
we must do something after my exams ok? well if you were back in singapore we could have worked on smt together! dammit! hahhaha

anyway, i'm sooo looking forward to watching chicken little! ahhhh! he's simply the cutest!!!
why is it that everytime u have exams, you make so many exciting plans but never fulfil them after that? hmmmm......


love,
tantrum throwing spam, so that she can go jakarta! hheehe

oh i'm so excited!!!!

it's really exams time now. and i should be studying oh-so-hard. because i have three papers consecutively and if i don't study now i won't have time to study in between!

so anyway, i have been back at home studying because it is sooooooo noisy in my hostel.
u know what's the retarded thing? that my neighbours talk to each other across the walls! WTF?!?! screaming at each other across the walls. have u ever spared a thought for your other respective neighbours? don't you ever realise that if you can hear each other over the walls, that means that over on the other wall, people can hear you too?! argh! so that's very frustrating. and now i know a lot about their life stories. things like blood donation for AB type. and that donating platlets are different from donating blood. there are different criterias and that A hates the long hairs on her arms and wishes to shave them. but Q thinks that she shouldn't becuase it's terrible after you shave them and you would have to keep at it which is such a hassle and that maybe your future boyfriend would adore your long arm hairs. and then there's a guy called G in the picture. and all that nonsense. and that she's dying from reading her books. well most of the time i hear Q's side of the conversation. but it's not difficult to fill in the other half. dammit! and they keep at it till 3 in the morning!? WTF?!? urgh!

so anyway, it's exam time but i'm very excited about what's to follow after that! after the 10th i have to study no more becuase my paper on the 14th does not require studying! yeah! so i'm going to be clubbing! first off. and then i'm gonna have to go shop for cloth in arab street for some design project. and one the 12th i'm going to support a friend's gig at HOME. he's doing some video disc jockey thing. and then on the 16th. i'm going to go MAMBO with my dear clubbing kahkey! who's been out of action for SOOOOO long! that stupid girl. anyway if you're reading this, it's my turn to buy dinner! or just drinks for that matter. hehhehe.

and on the 18th! i'm going off to bangkok till the 21st! yeah yeha yeah! and daddy's gonna be there too! that means! i can shop as much as i want! without having to worry if i have enough money left for the rest of the trip! i think i'm gonna buy lotsa bags and accessories!
and then on the 23rd! it's mummy's birthday! yippee! and someone finishes his exams on the 23rd! so i have someone to bug to bring me out without him saying that i'm distracting him from the books. hehhehe

and on the 26th! i'm going to watch RENT! oh! i'm so excited! karen Mok is in it ! i wonder if she's gonna be any good? and we got the best seats! the most expensive! so i hope this is going to be exciting! yeah! hehehe. and then on 26th night there's gonna be a friend's birthday at Liquid room! so it's clubbing clubbing! hehhehe.

but then chris is gonna leave for the states on the 16th. stupid woman. and she's abandoning me for some other guy! BAH! and she's not gonna be here for Christmas or New Year!
and Dai's not gonna be back either! HUMBUG! and then all my peeps are not around for christmas! dammit!

but! i'm planning to Jakarta with my cousins in december! prob the first two weeks of dec or so! YEAH!!!! it'll be sooooo much fun! just going clubbing and shopping all day long in jakarta! so exciting! ARGH! wait...maybe i should jus stay there for Christmas and New Year too.... hmmmm.... sounds like plan! oh yeah! i hope daddy lets me go! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! then i wont be stuck in singapore all by myself! humph!

this is going to be a good holiday! yeah! hehhehe. of course between the dates not mentioned, there will be a lot of clubbing! and MOS is coming to Singapore at the end of the year! yiippee! all's looking good for now! yeah! hehehheh

now. back to my books! WAH!

love spam!

omg. halloween came and went and i didn't even realise it.

and then deepavali came and went andi didn't realise that either.

tomorrow's hari raya.. or so i've been told.

saturday's guy fawkes. so MUST attempt to remember that it's an occassion. wanna buy me some loud-and-noisy gargantuan cath wheels and rockets and let them lose somewhere with lots of children and pensioners.

oooh. bought myself a cute gold ring with coloured bobbles hanging off the top. want to post a picture... soon. ok?

x D