Hey all!
haven't blogged in such a long time!

Anyway, just a point of interest.
I found out that there such a service online. Where I can key in the type of partner I'm looking for and then if there's someone who is interested in the same things as I am. They would put us together for my flight.

Hahhaha! how interesting. Hmmm... maybe i'd get a hot guy during my 13 hour flight.

God dammit that's a long time. hhaha

I'll just pray that I get a cuttie beside me on the plane. I've never been quite lucky when it comes to things like that.

Can't wait to be in london, france and berlin! ARGH!

Love
spam

baby

this is my last ditch effort

to cheer on japan

after that

i'm rooting for south korea

x d

rhino's spending the week with shin

most of his days are spent sitting around the room

sunning

eating

shredding up the yellow pages

licking his dewlap

therefore, i think rhi needs to make some friends

hotot

flemish giants

rexxie

and his giant cousin the frenchie

x D wants a frenchie now

on the way home from the hospital today
i noticed how different i was from other girls

my hands and nails are encrusted with blue plaster of paris
i don't pluck my eyebrows
makeup is reserved for weekends when i can muster the energy to curl my lashes
my heels have old crusty mud on them
my arms and legs are covered in bruises (from battling with shin)
i accidentally let my red pen leak onto my left arm
so, i look like i was involved in a nasty accident
my scarf has a smattering of crumbs. i look like rhino after his dinner.

i like need a make over or something.
or just a lifestyle coach/personal stylist/makeup artist on hand to sort me out


also, i've decided that the best way to lose weight is to just not eat
but like who has the will power to give up crisps?

x D

ps/ can i just say how hot jt's take it from here is?
i love that song.
& i've not seen so many guys in the same place at the same time who can dance.

pps/ spam! i'm soooo excited you're coming! i haven't seen you in lke a year.

haven't done any boogie-ing since the fashion show.

and can't join the dance competition coz it clashes with my exams.

finding this video online made me miss it more.

i miss dancing.

x D

i am rekindling my minstrels addiction.
& while i hate myself for eating my body out of shape
my belly loves me for it.

x D fat + miserable

some randoms

it's so hot in london. (pam, you really don't need coats or cardis unlike the last time)

(vintage d + spam. i can't wait to see you bitch!)

i am covered in mozzy bites

but it's not as bad as tessa who had a weekend romp on the beach and is covered in sandfly bites
i love ice cream.
haagen dazs caramel chocolate brownie is omg orgasmic
yesterday i had a twister and raspberry dairy split
today i found strawberry cheesecake ice cream
if you know me, you'll know i don't like cheesecake (save miki ojisan ones!)
but this is cream and strawbs and cookie crust

my GP wants me to go for a blood test
and he wants them to check for thalassaemia
is he for real?

japan lost 3-1
korea won 2-1
therefore, korea is better than japan
right baby?

i need sayang from my puppy.
why do you have to work so far away?

i need photoshop
can i download it for free?

also, this blog needs a skin change


x D

last week, i saw babies being born. with instruments, under anasthesia, and through a vagina.
and i've decided that having a baby naturally is a fuckload of pain.
plus you are likely to tear your perineum and end up with half-hearted stitches done by the midwife.
please remember that you are shooting a small human being out of your vagina.
so it can't be a pleasant thing.

i've also seen my first TOP.
Termination of Pregnancy.
a vacuum is shoved up into the uterus, and a suction slurps up fetal material into a plastic container.
unfortunately, the vacuum nozzle was too small
and it got stuck
the consultant was annoyed that the nurses didn't have the right equipment
and said
"get me a bigger tube. there are bits of baby stuck in the tube. that's why it's not working"

bits of baby.
uuugh.

x D