i love dance

and if one day i become a parent
my kids are going to share the same passion

for they are learning to hiphop/lock/disco/break/lyrical/jazz/dancehall

they can forget ballet
it was a nightmare for me

(even though i have plenty of friends who do it)





where do these children learn to dance like that?
it kinda brings out all those repressed lack of dance and gymnastics in me..



oh. and there's something indescribably sexy about girls who can dance
this really doesn't come anywhere near platinum (is that what they're called?)

x D

little miss know-it-all

remember those days when i used to fill your empty afternoons with did-you-knows?

some more did-you-knows to fill your meaningless afternoons with..

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spread the knowledge darlings

the average UK individual..

will live for 78.5 years

that's 2 billion 475 million 5076 seconds of life

during that time, she (let's not get embroiled with gender. girly blog. girly subject.) will have 25 000 words in her vocabulary

that's just 4% of the total number of words in the oxford dictionary

of the 25 000, she will speak 4300 words a day

(but this is less if you're a man/mute/solitary, more if you are say, a telemarketer/schizophrenic)

in the average lifetime, that's like 123 205 490 words

the average individual uses plenty

up to the age of 2, she would have used 3796 nappies!

in 7163 lifetime baths consume

656 bars of soap

196 bottles of shampoo

276 toothbrushes

35 tubes of hair gel (more if you're into the spikey or 80's)

4239 toilet rolls

aaaand 11 000 tampons

she will grow 9m 42cm of hair

he will grow 9m 15cm of facial hair

each will grow 280cm of nails (grossnesss)

in the average lifetime, she will cry 61l of tears

and produce 254l of urine

oh, and fart about 15 times a day!

all the baked beans she will eat in her life will fill a bathtub

but besides baked beans

she will polish of 74 802 cups of tea

and eat through 10 866 carrots

she'll also consume 30 000 tablets

(but if like me, you like codeine... *ahem*)

we'll actually be pretty well off

earning a total of S$4 500 000 or £1 500 000

paying a total of £286 311 in tax

with all that money we'll buy...

8 cars

(fill it up with 135 950l of fuel and travel a total of 728 490.33 km)

59 holidays

and spend a third of what we earn on clothes and shoes *hurrah*

in a lifetime, she'll know 1700 people

ranging from school mates/flatmates/bosses/business rivals/chance acquitances/your friendly neighbourhood ice-cream man/ONS/lovers

she will have 10 sex partners

amounting to 4239 steamy sessions of ripping, romping and rolling

(*blink* although i cannot see how this as a lot...)

1 in 10 of us will know someone who was murdered

1 in 3 of us will know someone who commited suicide

x Diggin it?

ps/ and interestingly - 0.07% of the population is drunk at any one time

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin hot

jessica alba is waaay sexy

and when i grow up

i want to be just like her

x D

ps/ i need jing to work some magic..

I'll start posting photos soon when I get my new camera ok?

My current one is spoilt!!

So anyway, to make up for my lack of photos, here's a funny story to tell.

Everyone thinks just because you work in the fashion industry, you got to dress all cool and shit like that.
So I was trying to keep up with my image, and I wore heels with some 'balloon' pants of sort.

Thinking I was oh-so-cool. strutting into the office, with my bag around my elbow.
And hanging on to my coffee. Although it was packeted coffee from the market, instead of Starbucks.
Totally not in line with my image!

Hahahha. BUT! the climax of the story is that I was walking down the stairs! and Lo and behold!

I tripped on my big pants and fell!!!!!!
I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!

AND COFFEE FLEW!
AND COFFEE GOT INTO MY BAG!
AND I WAS SITTING IN A POOL OF COFFEE!

How embarrassing is that? Seriously, that's the kind of thing that only I would do.
OR rather only I could do!

Well, moral of the stoy is. Make sure what you wear is SAFE!
Is not going to cost you your life.

Heed my advice.
Love spam!

I wish I was back in London again.

You look like you're having fun lazing in the park.

I'm stuck in a dreary building which eight out of ten floors are musty, gross warehouses.
Which my job requires me to go there at times.

Would post up photos of how sad my office looks, so that you can feel my sadness with me.
But I'm afriad I might be sued for... I don't know some ethical usage or like intellectual property or something along those crazy laws kinda thing.

Hope everyone's good.
And I have no exciting photos to post because I'm in the office.

Love spam!

happy twenty one beeps

happy birthday to my little sister

may all your wishes come true

and all your dreams a reality

x D loving you always always

i *heart* london

london is beautiful
so for all of you who still think
it's grey and wet
cloudy and gloomy...





i'm having sexy days in the park

1 dozen maldon oysters
dressed crab and salad
old fashion brewed-in-the-bottle ginger beer
iced vimto lollies by the thames
the afternoon with gilbert and george
all that shit and wanking and bare arses
black jesuses, life, death, hope in technicolour

who says summer romances are dead?


x D